Happiness is Blue Poop

Warning the next image you see will be poop, spoiler, it’s kind of blue-green.

Wow, recently my life has changed in oh so many ways!  As I have chronicled here recently I cut short an extended road trip to come back to NY to help out family as my mother has been very ill.  Up until that point I was a rubber tramping, gypsy hiker training for an Appalachian Trail thru-hike.

Now, well, now I’m basically a home health aide living in my sisters back room and having to take photos of poop.  You see, my little niece Rooney is potty training and she was successful this evening, you’ll see her little trophy below.  However Uncle Mike needed to pee, but daddy wasn’t home yet and the little trophy couldn’t be disturbed.  Unfortunately, my bladder was going to explode and it’s really, really cold outside, so I needed a plan.  Fortunately, cell phones have cameras so I was able to photo and text the image to her dad and with her approval flush her little trophy away.  Here’s the accomplishment, I thumbnailed it, but for whatever reason you feel you need to see it in all of it’s glory, you know potty training nostalgia, whatever, just click on the picture for the full-size and glorious technicolor image.

Yes, I said technicolor, it’s blue or blue-green or some other unnatural color for a bowl movement, who poops blue?  I asked her if she was an alien, she said yes, I’m going with that.

May you have a healthy bowel movement and a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane