Happiness is Laughter: Clean Jokes

Happiness is Laughter: Clean Jokes

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A list of dumb clean jokes to give you a laugh on a Friday!  Enjoy and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?    An Impasta

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?    An Investigator

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?    Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?    An ambulance.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?    Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?     An irrelephant.

Q: What do you call a fat psychic?     A four chin teller.

Q: What do you call a computer that sings?     A-Dell

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?     Put a little boogey in it!

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?     Ton.

Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?    a yardvark!

Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?     Swimming trunks.

Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?     At the BP station!

Q: What do you call sad coffee?”     Despresso.

Q: How do you make holy water?     Boil the hell out of it!

Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?     It barked with de-light!

Q: Why are frogs so happy?     They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?     Cause they arrrrr.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?    Milk and quackers!

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?   Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?    Frostbite.

Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?     A Clausterphobic

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About Michael Kane

Michael Kane is a writer, photographer, educator, speaker, adventurer and a general sampler of life. His books on hiking and poetry are available in soft cover and Kindle on Amazon.
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