Happiness is Laughter: Clean Jokes
A list of dumb clean jokes to give you a laugh on a Friday! Enjoy and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
Q: What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Q: What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark? a yardvark!
Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
Q: What do you call sad coffee?” Despresso.
Q: How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? It barked with de-light!
Q: Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Q: Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? A Clausterphobic
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