Happiness is Laughter: Bloopers
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The wonderful Suzanne Burns turned me on to Mathew Dickman’s work and it’s really wonderful, give a few pieces a read and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
More than putting another man on the moon,
more than a New Year’s resolution of yogurt and yoga,
we need the opportunity to dance
with really exquisite strangers. A slow dance
between the couch and dinning room table, at the end
of the party, while the person we love has gone
to bring the car around
because it’s begun to rain and would break their heart
if any part of us got wet. A slow dance
to bring the evening home, to knock it out of the park. Two people
rocking back and forth like a buoy. Nothing extravagant.
A little music. An empty bottle of whiskey.
It’s a little like cheating. Your head resting
on his shoulder, your breath moving up his neck.
Your hands along her spine. Her hips
unfolding like a cotton napkin
and you begin to think about how all the stars in the sky
are dead. The my body
is talking to your body slow dance. The Unchained Melody,
Stairway to Heaven, power-cord slow dance. All my life
I’ve made mistakes. Small
and cruel. I made my plans.
I never arrived. I ate my food. I drank my wine.
The slow dance doesn’t care. It’s all kindness like children
before they turn four. Like being held in the arms
of my brother. The slow dance of siblings.
Two men in the middle of the room. When I dance with him,
one of my great loves, he is absolutely human,
and when he turns to dip me
or I step on his foot because we are both leading,
I know that one of us will die first and the other will suffer.
The slow dance of what’s to come
and the slow dance of insomnia
pouring across the floor like bath water.
When the woman I’m sleeping with
stands naked in the bathroom,
brushing her teeth, the slow dance of ritual is being spit
into the sink. There is no one to save us
because there is no need to be saved.
I’ve hurt you. I’ve loved you. I’ve mowed
the front yard. When the stranger wearing a shear white dress
covered in a million beads
comes toward me like an over-sexed chandelier suddenly come to life,
I take her hand in mine. I spin her out
and bring her in. This is the almond grove
in the dark slow dance.
It is what we should be doing right now. Scrapping
for joy. The haiku and honey. The orange and orangutang slow dance.
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Whenever I return a fight breaks out
in the park, someone buys a lottery ticket,
steals a bottle of vodka, lights
a cigarette underneath the overpass.
I-5 rips the neighborhood in half
the way the Willamette rips the city in half,
it sounds like the ocean
if I am sitting alone in the backyard
looking up at the lilac.
This is where white kids lived
and listened to Black Sabbath
while they beat the shit out of each other
for bragging rights,
running in packs, carrying baseball bats
that were cut from the same hateful trees
our parents had planted
before the Asian kids moved in
to run the mini-marts
and carry knives to school, before the Mexicans
moved in and mowed everyone’s front yard—
white kids wanting anything
anybody ever took from them in shaved heads
and combat boots.
On the weekend our furious mothers
applied their lipstick
that left red cuts on the ends of their Marlboro Reds
and our fathers quietly did whatever
fathers do
when trying to beat back the dogs of sorrow
from tearing them limb from limb.
Lents, I have been away so long
I imagine that you’re a musical
some rich kid from New York wrote about credit,
debt, and then threw in Kool-Aid
to make it funny for everybody.
I can see the dance line,
the high kicks of the skinheads, twirling
metal pipes, stomping in unison
while the committed rage of the Gypsy Jokers
square off with the committed rage
of the single mothers.
The orchestra pit is filled with Pit bulls
and a Doberman conducts them all
into a frenzy.
In the end someone gets evicted, someone
gets jumped into his new family
and they call themselves Los Brazos,
King Cobras, South-Side White Pride.
Dear Lents,
Dear 82nd avenue, dear 92nd and Foster,
I am your strange son,
you saved me when I needed saving
and I remember your arms wrapped around
my bassinet like patrol cars wrapped around
the school yard
the night Jason went crazy—
waving his father’s gun above his head,
bathed in red and blue flashing lights,
all American, broken in half and beautiful.
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Last night my neighbor was looking a little enlightened,
you know, the way bodies do
after spending the afternoon having sex
on an old couch while responsible people are suffering
with their clothes on in cubicles and libraries.
He had that look vegetables get
in really nice grocery stores where the tomatoes aren’t just red
they’re goddamn red!
He was like that. Like a glowing, off-the-vine Roma
sitting in his living room picking pineapple off a Hawaiian pizza
and telling me about his father who was a real mother
fucker. I ask him if he still loved his dad, or if he loved him more
now that he is dead. Sure, he says, I love anything that’s dead.
Someone’s hand floats up onto the beach
while the body is still lost below the current, a vase of lilacs
turned brown, the black archipelago of mourners marching
up the hill. My neighbor is there to greet each of them
with a box of chocolates and a barbershop quartet in the background.
When my father died, he says opening a beer, he was no longer
my father. He was no longer a man. It’s easy to love things
when they’re powerless, like children and goldfish.
This is the way with enlightened people. They say things
that are so infuriatingly simple when the world is not.
So I put down my Pepsi and pull out the big card.
What about Hitler? I ask. You can’t love Hitler!
My neighbor puts a piece of pineapple on his tongue like a sacrament,
sucks the juice out of it, chews it up, then turns
his head slow like a cloud and says I can love anybody I feel like loving.
And I say that’s ridiculous.
And he says what’s ridiculous is that you don’t. And there he is again,
shining in the grocery store, pulling the bow off
the heart-shaped candies and putting one softly into his father’s mouth.
Tonight our weekly tour around the web to give you some happy news as alternative to the depressing news we normally get from the media. Enjoy and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
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Twelve Year-old Cancer Patient gets 3D Printed Vertebra
Tonight a collection of pranks, have a laugh and a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
Devil Baby Prank Video (1:45)
Elevator Ghost Prank (6:44)
Jesus miracle pranks (8:14)
Bus stop sniper prank (2:25)
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Once again our weekly tour around the web to find some happy news, enjoy my friends and have a happy day ~ Rev Kane
Man’s selfless act saves three lives
You won’t believe what removes this dog’s anxiety and medical issues
A seven year old hears for the first time
Panda fools humans, fakes pregnancy to get better food
Tonight an Irish poet, Brian McGettrick, I was turned on to him by Hosho McCreesh, I really dig his style, he reminds me in some ways of Peter McWilliams, short powerful pieces that say a lo, in very few words. Have a read and I hope you enjoy his work and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
raucous ’till the end.
pierce my heart with glee
like laughter running down the street
unloosed
no dragging hindrance
flying beyond the wind
careful
be exact
with a precision born from need
and a want to please
forgetting night’s reproach
we’ll sneak past our mistakes
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water reflected love.
the possibility of betrayal
is just down the hall
stumbling across hard-held beliefs
wearing some dead man’s clothes
but I remember your painted toenails
swinging in front of the radiator
that whistled love songs all night long
the duration of great things seems short
and therein lies half their appeal
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all too real.
having removed yourself
to beneath the shadows you still cast
to watch me missing you,
your pity stretches out the day
obscuring its end.
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all fallen over.
in the middle of the page
there’s your love going by
arms out to someone else
sly
morose
like a violin strain
and that feeling of the cat
being poisoned
by the bird in its mouth
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Tonight a look at someone who has been called one of the most influential living poets. Dean Young’s work is very good and I found him accidentally through a friend when she posted this first piece about the wolf, unfortunately I don’t have the title for this one, but it’s my favorite of all of his work. So my friends give these pieces a read and have a happy day ~ Rev Kane
The wolf appointed to tear me apart
is sure making slow work of it.
This morning just one eye weeping,
a single chip out of my back and
the usual maniacal wooden bird flutes
in the brain. Listen to that feeble howl
like having fangs is something to regret,
like we shouldn’t give thanks for blood
thirst. Even my idiot neighbor backing out
without looking could do a better job,
even that leaning diseased tree or dream
of a palsied hand squeezing the throat but
we’ve been at this for years, lying exposed
on the couch in the fat of the afternoon,
staring down the moon among night blooms.
What good’s a reluctant wolf anyway?
The other wolves just get it drunk
then tie it to a post. Poor pup.
Here’s my hand. Bite.
I don’t need to know any more about death
from the Japanese beetles
infesting the roses and plum
no matter what my neighbor sprays
in orange rubber gloves.
You can almost watch them writhe and wither,
pale and fall like party napkins
blown from a table just as light fades,
and the friends,
as often happens when light fades,
talk of something painful, glacial, pericardial,
and the napkins blow into the long grass.
When Basho writes of the long grass,
I don’t need to know it has to do with death,
the characters reddish-brown and dim,
shadows of a rusted sword, an hour hand.
Imagine crossing mountains in summer snow
like Basho, all you own
on your back: brushes, robe,
the small gifts given in parting it’s bad luck to leave behind.
I don’t want to know what it’s like to die on a rose,
sunk in perfume and fumes,
clutching,
to die in summer with everything off its knees,
daisies scattered like eyesight by the fence,
gladiolas open and fallen in mud,
weighed down with opening and breeze.
I wonder what your thoughts were, Father,
after they took your glasses and teeth,
all of us bunched around you like clouds
knocked loose of their moorings,
the white bird lying over you,
its beak down your throat.
Rain, heartbeats of rain.
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Everyone feels they got here from the very far away,
not just the astronauts and divorcées and poets.
Some want to lose the directions how to get back,
for others it’s a long time without cell phone reception.
Nothing here can be drawn with a ruler,
not even rain although even this high up
there are beer trucks. What feels like a hook
pulled from deep inside may be old wisteria vine.
Give it ten years. When twilight comes
from the lake in the lake’s blue mask,
you might think you’ll never have to pretend again,
from now on you’ll know yourself
but that’s only because that self is disappearing.
You’re right, when your mother died,
she did turn into a peregrine. I don’t know how
I can be so cruel to those who love me
or how they can be to me. Sometimes a rock
comes hurtling down the path
but there’s no one above you.
Lives of the Deep Sea Divers
I keep missing my stop so
I keep circling, waking up at the aquarium.
It’s going to be hard to see you again.
I can never go back.
I’ve lost my overcoat.
Years later I have the same headache.
My father says I’m doing it wrong.
I’ve killed someone by accident,
I don’t know who.
Everything smells rusted.
Voices arguing in another chamber.
Birds at seepage from a pile of rags.
I walk down an alley and someone
shouts from a window, then someone else,
then chasing.
I can’t move my arm.
The new diseases turn out to be
just like the old diseases except
for what happens to the nucleotides.
Still loose teeth. Still stare.
Splinter sandwich. Buzz wing.
There’s no place to wash.
When my brother died, I tried
to hold still and not rustle the cellophane.
I still couldn’t fly.
Caterpillar blood is green.
God is in twigs.
I tried to get the wet rope coiled
in the long hissing grass.
Tonight the humor to be found in one of our purely first world technological problems, hopefully they’ll give you a chuckle and help you have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. ~ Norman Vincent Peale
Our weekly tour around the web to find uplifting and positive stories, enjoy and have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane
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As I’ve mentioned previously I have undertaken planning to do a thru-hike next year on the Appalachian Trail (AT). My hope is that I will walk all 2,200 miles of the AT from Springer Mountain, GA to Mt. Kathadin, Maine starting in late February or early March, 2015. This is my trail journal where I hope to take you from my decision to do this, through my preparation and then notes from the trail and hopefully all the way to Maine. All of this in my journey and process to live happy days my friends ~ Rev Kane
Of course two things that happen as soon as you mention to people you are thinking about hiking the AT, they either freak out a bit and tell you that you’re nuts, or they ask you if you have read Bill Bryson’s book, A Walk in the Woods. So this was a fitting place to start, and over a long weekend along the Pacific Coast I read A Walk in the Woods. It’s an entertaining book, one that will be made into a movie that’s coming out sometime in 2015, hopefully after I’m off the trail. I have a feeling the year after the movie comes out there will be a ton of people on the trail, much like what happened in Alaska after Into the Wild came out.
Bryson is a good writer and he had the good fortune of bringing one hell of a character with him on the trip. So the book is entertaining but after reading it I really didn’t want to hike the AT. Bryson made the trip sound truly unpleasant, sure, he hits all the cliché high notes of doing an adventure, but he doesn’t seem to truly enjoy hiking the AT. Unlike the other books I’ll discuss in a moment, Bryson seems less connected to the AT, less like a thru-hiker and more like a tourist who did just enough not to be viewed as such, but not enough to truly understand the difference for himself. One of the key parts of doing an adventure is that they are transformative in some way; I didn’t get the feeling that Bryson immersed himself enough for that to truly happen for him.
The second book I read was a book called Appalachian Trials, that’s not a typo. This book written by Zach Davis focuses on the psychological aspects of hiking the AT. Zach Davis’ proposition is that the main reason people fail to complete the entire trail is not because of the physical aspects of the endeavor but the psychological aspects. Mr. Davis makes a really solid point and gives some great advice about how to get mentally prepared for an adventure like the one I’m planning on embarking on next year. After reading his book I started to feel more excited about the trail and the journey, mostly because some of the techniques he suggested were techniques I’ve employed on other journeys. If for no other reason, I enjoyed the book because it began to build my confidence about being successful. Also, Zach Davis was the first thru-hiker’s book I had read, not just someone who completed the trek but someone who got the bigger spirit of transformation that accompanies it.
One of the most recommended books about hiking the AT is entitled, AWOL On the Appalachian Trail by David Miller. People on the trail typically take a trail name and his was AWOL, the reason for the name became apparent on the first page of the book. David had asked for a leave of absence from his job to go hike the trail and he was denied, hence AWOL, the military acronym for Absent Without Leave. I had been reading Zach Davis’ book and had left it in the car, so I started AWOL’s book before I had finished Zach’s book. I began reading the first page and had to stop and laugh. You see that day I had been informed by my workplace that they were unwilling to grant my leave request as well, looks like I’ll also be going AWOL.
Reading AWOL’s book has been a joy, Miller is also a good writer, a thru-hiker who gets the experience and draws a vivid and incredibly detailed picture of what hiking the AT is like. My recommendation is that without a doubt if you are considering a thru-hike of the AT, you need to read AWOL’s book. Not only is it an excellent trail journal but AWOL connects to the transformative nature of a thru-hike in a way that Bryson completely missed. Miller also writes a fantastic trail guide each year, The AT Guide, I highly recommend it.
The most recent book I’m reading is called As Far As The Eye Can See by David Brill. Much in the same way as David Miller’s book, Brill truly understands the transformative nature of the journey, of what thru-hiking can mean to you personally. David Brill did his thru-hike in 1979, almost ancient history from a technological perspective, he carried more weight, ate much differently and didn’t have access to some of the neat gadgets we have today. In many ways, that may have made for a better experience, the opportunity to step even further out of society. For thru-hikers today I fear, at least from my perspective, that they stay too connected to their old life and the rest of the world to allow for the disconnection that leads to transformation.
One of the beautiful things about Brill’s book is that he relates lots of little low-tech and brilliant tips. One is the idea of twisting parachute chord to make a clothesline so that you can wedge socks and clothes into the line so that they won’t blow off, simply brilliant. Brill is the most poetic of the AT writers I’ve read so far, he’s truly in love with the AT, its culture, creatures both two-legged and four. His experience obviously had a deep impact upon his soul and it comes through in the pages. His book has reminded me of the importance of mindfulness and openness as I undertake this journey and I’m thankful to him for that.
I’m sure there will be more books to read, and I’m starting to look at more resources on the internet including whiteblaze.net, the AT online forum. The name comes from the white blazes that mark the Appalachian Trail along the way. David Miller also has a Facebook Page for the AT Guide where he posts updates to the guide and AT news. So off to the ether for more research, have a happy day my friends ~ Rev Kane